As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law.

As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law.

Dear Sir,
I have a Benefit Question

Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter.

After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter. My father eventually married her without my authorization.

As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law.

My father’s wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my stepdaughter’s mother.

This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father. As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father’s wife.

Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife’s grandchild.
A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father’s brother-in-law, the step-son of my father’s wife, and my uncle.

My son is also my step-mother’s brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.

In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:

Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father’s son-in-law, and my step-mother’s brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

Sincerely yours,
Mohammed
THE ANSWER:
Of course, you qualify Mo.  I have arranged to start mailing checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in the United States.

Welcome to your new home my son,
Barack Hussein Obama

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